I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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