u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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