So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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