We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
They took my balls.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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