i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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