DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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