sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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