Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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