I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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