Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How does one acquire holy water?
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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