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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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