Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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