the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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