I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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