Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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