come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
