HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation