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• (512): View more from Texas

  HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.

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• (619): View more from California

  Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me

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  Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.

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  I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat

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• (518): View more from New York

  That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family

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• (315): View more from New York

  So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation

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