Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.