My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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