I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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