i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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