I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize