I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Randomize
