the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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