Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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