I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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