did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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