I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
