That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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