You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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