Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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