So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Randomize
