Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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