Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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