??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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