you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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