yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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