Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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