i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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