Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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