big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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