Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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