talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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