the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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