My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize