and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.