Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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