A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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