This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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