It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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