I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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