this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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