i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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