this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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